Hungry Blonde
Q: What do you call a blonde who eats too much?
A: Fat.

Five Days of Christmas
Q: What did the blonde ask Santa Claus for Christmas?
A: Five golden dings, four calling nerds, three French men, two purple gloves, and a bar fridge and a party.

Blonde and Clock
Q: Why did the blonde throw her clock out the window?
A: So she could see time fly!

Blonde and Rock n' Roller
What did the blonde say to the rock n' roller?
''How awesome is Britney Spears?!!!''

Blonde Gets Job
Q: How did a blonde get a job at a prestigious country club?
A: She told them she was good at handling members.

Blonde on Socialism
Blonde definition of socialism?
Partying!

After You
''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde.
''No,'' said the brunette.
''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.''

Blonde's Finals
A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous. But when she received the test, she was relieved to find out that it was a True or False exam. Immediately, she reached into her purse and pulled out a coin. Each time she flipped the coin she would write down an answer. "What are you doing?" the professor asked her. "I'm figuring out the answers," the blonde replied.

To this, the professor just rolled his eyes and looked away. When she was done, the professor announced that there were five minutes left to go. "Oh my god!" she said in an excited voice, and started to flip the coin as fast as possible.